First of all 'INTRODUCTION'

Suffice you to know that I almost named this blog 'Extreme Porn Island' just for clickbait. I mean almost everyone loves porn, though they all refuse to admit it, then I'll insert a header that says something like, "Exit without reading these contents and suffer for 600 years" but then I changed my mind at the last minute so I do not come across to y'all as a crazy person. Not like being called crazy bothers me in any way, but this is an introduction so I'ma just be cool.

My name is Emmanuel, you know like Jesus from the bible, but you can call me TEO. Not Theophilus and definitely not Theodora, just TEO. 

I'm a music artist, writer, and storyteller amongst other things and I've got some really interesting stories to share with you guys. Some are true, some are not true, some are kinda true, some are straight-up x-rated, some are packs of lies and some are fabricated. Well, lies and fabricated are the same in this context but you already know that so let's move on. All you have to do is subscribe to my blog... I mean our blog because if I make money I'll definitely do give away, so do not be stingy with the likes and comments, they're not your tickets to heaven so please give them out to me.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.

Ladies and Gentlemen, you're welcome to COWRIE. Prepare to be thrilled!